if i was a cat would u pick me up and carry me around to hold me up to things i cant normally get to so i can smell them be honest

i love all my mistakes i had fun

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

very very slow tigers are chasing me

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

I’m so mad that somewhere down the line the use of effervescent will have changed so much that dictionaries have to adapt the definition and some poor etymologist will have to cite “cockmcstuffins”

Baby Moses pov

The concept of a catholic school is unfamiliar to me. What do you learn there? Holy math? Christian physics? Homophobia?

unfortunately you are correct

Oh

i dont agree with everything i say by the way. i’m not that type of girl

everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

once in grade 6 I saw a 'pottery making club' in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that's the natural state of the human race

In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides