Forgive me. My hands are much older than the rest of me.

n o you dont understand, I saw this in its natural habitat on reddit, and physically cringe

Lestat: and then Armand appeared out of nowhere and started reading me a gay little notes app apology. He would not shut up about my vibrant personality and beautiful golden locks and so I got bored and I took a blood shower (I had a blood setting installed on my tour bus shower!!!) which is a practical and sane thing to do. I whipped my dick out in front of him and he was sooooo into it. Then I threw my hair into a messy bun and told him to kill himself.

Sam’s face when the interviewer suggested there was more of the hate side of the love/hate Lesmand dynamic this season is killing me. No. 1 Lesmand understander Sam Reid.