Bingo bango grimfandango

I log on… I spam post….i embarrass myself….i leave

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

i'm so bored does anyone wanna have a fucked up codependent mutual obsession but we're also just watching tv on the couch

may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.

is this a curse or blessing?? either way lay it on me boys

did you write this notice for the belugas or

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

oh

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not