I'll believe in anything

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

Cleaned my entire house all my surfaces floors shower dishes everything. Candles lit. Hades town soundtrack and alt rock and critical roll pod playing in turns. Productive maxxing

Omg washed my bedding. Planned a monthly readiness meeting for my siblings. Made a family calender with different colors for each person. Hello

Cleaned my entire house all my surfaces floors shower dishes everything. Candles lit. Hades town soundtrack and alt rock and critical roll pod playing in turns. Productive maxxing

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

the implication of saying hi