Yes itโs taco Tuesday, but I had a big lunch and was debating about going or notโฆ
โฆand then I went and I just finished TWENTY FOUR FUCKING BEEF TACOS!!!
Seriously what the fuuuuuuck, twenty four like this is just the most ridiculous amount of fucking food yet. What a fucking gluttonous out of control hog I gotta be to not only stuff 24 fucking tacos in my fat bloated gut. But I also do it in public eating in front of everyone and my waitress.
I try to tip them well cause they have to come back to my table for drink refills or more tacos close to 10 times. Itโs a bit interesting to get one thatโs all chipper at the start, but then when Iโm order my 18-24th batch of tacos sheโs sounding more concerned than anything else. I mean what else would you think when you see a guy slowly blowing up in a booth with food, looking like heโs about to explode, and then watch as he orders a fourth order to tacos ๐ฉ
Two dozen I canโt even believe it, thatโs still seems like an unbelievable amount. I think even with the big lunch though, I skipped the margs this time and that may have been the culprit slowing me down before. They are really good though ๐ฎโ๐จ
God and looking at these pics my gut looks fucking ginormous. Getting out of the booth was a bit comical since my belly touched the back of the seat and the table after the second batch of tacos. Fuck it looks so distended, I wonder if people really do look horribly shocked when I keep ordering and eating more. To watch someone come in and then eat themselves until their belly is so fucking engorged they get wedged in the booth would probably catch any non feedism person off guard. Just look at this before and after, this red shirt makes me feel like I draw even more attention ๐ฅต
They stopped handing out receipts which Iโm a little irked at so I guess Iโll just have to do 24 tacos again soon and try to get one. I want my official record of 24 tacos ๐ฉ
How much of a hog does it make me to down 2 dozen tacos in a single sitting? This seems like a concerning amount of tacos right? I need to reel this back before I pushed this big fat meat gut too far and I explode ๐ฉ๐ฅต