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#piracy is always a net good in my eyes#because the fact someone is saving and archiving that shit is what I want the most #also idk sometimes it’s not like a certain thing is even readily available in my country #so hey whoa thank god there’s a piracy site with this obscure show I wanna watch

i do not want to live in the fucking panopticon fuck the camera that blinks above me at work, the tv watching me at the store, the "smile you're on camera" signs, the ring cameras, the flock cameras, the apps to track your child or partner, the activist friends telling me "just assume everything you do in public is being recorded somewhere", the government building protester databases, the teslas recording every move all around them, the knowledge that everything i type or search or save is being tracked and logged, the ads and search suggestions that mysteriously know what i was just talking about, the way biometrics keep creeping into more places, the way my car spies on me, the way my phone spies on me, the way there is nowhere to go to get away from it!!! no wonder the internet is full of vindictive little stalkers and witchhunts when it's the water and the air of society from the culture to the infrastructure

turning a big dial labeled "victim" on one end and "perpetrator" on the other back and forth and constantly looking back at the audience for approval

Smtimes your house is haunted because there's a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you've sublimated the fact that you didn't want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there's a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

Hi im scared animal and welcome to my corner

Baking is ridiculous. Stir these powders into a goo and them warm them up until they turn into some kind of edible sponge. Who came up with this.

Do you guys think maybe you gave too many notes to this one

It was a real power move to name one ingredient "baking powder", since there were already so many powders used in baking.

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

I love dancing at weddings. One of the all time settings in which to dance.

Its pure celebration. You're specifically there to have fun.