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a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

Someone said Fat People can't do this on twitter and someone posted this as a response and i think its important people see things like this to know they're just fatphobic and wrong

So I'll just say this... the only reason you don't see more fat people doing things like this is because of fatphobia. Period.

Sometimes that's a situation where a fat person has developed an unhealthy relationship to exercise because of fatphobia so they just don't do it. Sometimes that's because most people don't want to see fat people doing things like this, so they don't give fat people a chance to show the world what we can do. Sometimes it's because fat people don't want to subject themselves to the abuse that comes with just being seen by the world while fat, so they don't broadcast their talents to a wider audience.

The first time that a lot of younger directors see him, they want to hand him a big axe and see him move slowly and be big and scary.

Those directors are fucking foolish, and anybody who has worked with him (and the couple of other guys built like him in their local group) knows that.

Yeah, he's fat. You know what else he is? Real fucking fast, and able to fling himself around in ways that some skinnier combatants just can't. He does shoulder rolls and just pops back up to his feet like a fucking Weeble. He's in his mid 50s now and moves as easily as people decades his junior.

One of the things they did for several years during the chess matches when they had both him and another guy who was as fast as him and built like him was a fight they called the Clash of the Titans, bc both John and Matt were big enough to throw each other around the chess board and fast enough to make a rapier fight between the two of them really, really fun to watch. They'd switch weapons 3+ times a fight, run back and forth across the board... the fights were several minutes long and just... incredible.