Sucky Wucky :3

EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*

I know it's very common for winter to make people miserable or lethargic, but for me I find that it's honestly the opposite? winter makes me feel refreshed and alive. summer makes me feel like a slug being steamed gyozastyle. when the first autumn breeze graces my sluggy skin I will be rejuvenated and live forever

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

I've changed that was four reblogs ago

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies