Sucky Wucky :3

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

I've changed that was four reblogs ago

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

the smuckling smumbler

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.

ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation

do you guys remember having hopes and dreams

ok idk why this is breaking containment but to be clear this post is about Game 3 of the 2026 Stanley Cup Western Conference Finals where the Colorado Avalanche were up 3-0 against the Vegas Golden Knights after the first period and then managed to lose the game 3-5. I do see how it could be interpreted as being about the general disillusionment of adulthood but I was actually talking about ice hockey

Pre-ordered butter chicken. Locked in for the butter chicken release. Waiting for the butter chicken drop.

This lead to a highly successful butter chicken yield and it was also delicious as fuuuuuck this time!!!!!! Ugh can't wait for left overs tomorrow >:3c