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#1. turn on tv 2. fling remote onto bed 3. nice! 4. go get the tv remote because you forgot to select the console input 5. turn in console #6. get console controller 7. select game 8. oh fuck why is my tv so loud 9. grab tv remote 10. turn down volume 11. start game #12. oh actually that's not loud enough now 13. grab tv remote 14. turn volume up 15. no not that much 16. turn volume down #17. play game

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Our lady of the aliens

naderalanqar2007

OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD...

The doctors told me that if nothing changes in the next twelve hours, my father will die. His blood has become very thin, and every minute that passes is heavier than the last.

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They explained that he was still on life support, and I was told they couldn't continue his treatment indefinitely because I could no longer afford the exorbitant medical costs. I stood there speechless, feeling as if the ground had vanished beneath me.

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please help my friend Nader to afford his father's medical bills!

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manypersons

What creature is this?

softblockwashere-deactivated202

Fuck your entire life

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desolendate

im literally in tears what the fuck

quixoticanarchy

[ID: the words "did trent reznor" typed into a google search, with the google search suggestion function filling in "did trent reznor ever specify which animal" below it /end ID]

#not a duck hopefully

girldraki

kind of harmonically beautiful

funky-insanitear

creekfiend

Who's Mr. Bean? Is he a villain from a game or something?

yes

#yes #the game of life

dogposts

nobody gonna slow me down

homunculus-argument

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

homunculus-argument

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

wardenaristraith

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

homunculus-argument

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

just-a-random-citisen

Question from an uncultured mf ✋ if I use blood from a dead body, would it be staled since it isnt quabulating or would it be just normal unused blood? If it is the former, would it affect the spell in any way

homunculus-argument

"Dead man's blood" is a completely different ingredient than fresh blood! And just like "virgin blood" doesn't need to come from a virgin, the age and gender of the deceased is irrelevant to it being dead man's blood. It would affect the spell, the same way if you were baking a chocolate cake, and the recipe asked for a cup of whole milk, and you decided to substitute it with a chunk of cheddar.

#i think even if you used all your blood and put it back in somehow #after a few weeks you could use it again #cause your body is making new blood cells #and at a certain point it will be difficult to tell how much old blood (used) versus new blood (unused) is in you

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digitalkiddo

If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.

1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.

2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.

3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.

4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.

5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.

Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.

Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.

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wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

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neoyorzapoteca

“I became a killjoy because I was not quite willing or able to be silent or compliant to keep peace with a patriarch or to sustain the illusion that all was well. At times I did feel like I was on my own. Thinking back to my aunt Gulzar, so willing to shout her convictions, becoming a feminist killjoy was also another kind of inheritance, a path that led back to her. I was not alone even if I did not always know it. I did not call myself a feminist killjoy back then. The feminist killjoy is, in fact, a stereotype of feminists: those miserable feminists who make misery their mission. Misery is not our mission. So why claim the name? We claim that name because if doing the work causes misery, that is what we might need to cause.”

— Sara Ahmed, feministkilljoys | killing joy as a world making project

oh, fangtooth moray, we're really in it now

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snorlaxatives

all memes aside, the first two shrek movies are literally and unironically good ass films i’m being deadass serious

#we wore out that shrek 2 dvd

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