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darkspaceboytoy

Jesus you people listen to bad country music. Dork bullshit city over here.

worldsspecialestboy

oneheadtoanother

idk anything about this but I love it

lynati

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

scarlettohairdye

Zelda puzzle training simulator

segamascott

oooo the unclympics

Have they ever thought about doing American Ninja Warrior, but you're being chased?

#what do you wanna bet 99% of people would do way better if being pursue by some manner of beast?

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

straighthater

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

kyloschuyler

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

When Russia makes this post illegal

earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

a-wondering-thought-deactivated

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

hellsitegenetics

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

willifolts

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

scp-threats-is-back

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

yoink-a-doink

Now the moth is banned in Russia

fantasylover4538

…well what the fuck is this

kingofkaumidy2

Art.

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sodom-hussein

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

starmaker-astral

This is why I love tumblr

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catasters

40ouncesandamule

andallofthemwitches

doesn't the building management do property upkeep even for rentals?

40ouncesandamule

they are supposed to but frequently do not.

A winter or two ago, 17 people died because a space heater caused a fire in a NYC apartment. The tenants had begged their landlord to fix the heat thousands of times but the landlord refused.

This was happening without a rent freeze

lunarblazes

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

#you can unlock this feeling if you stand up a little too fast or stretch a little too good

awfulpunk

this is insanely racist and I haven't even seen much about this online yet

checkyourasianbias

after Bad Bunny won they added a Latin song category and after Rosé got three nominations the grammys added a k-pop/c-pop/j-pop category they have always been afraid of well-performing artists of color challenging white artists in mainstream categories

#wow #just can't handle the winner not being white huh?

lost-fool-wandering

This juvenile european robin flew into our car, so I had to grisp it n release it outside.

-L.F.

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No one knows how old gen z is. It's impossible to find out.

blemgoid

I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps, and also Measurehead is there.

blemgoid

dogpuppy

#da binky?#isn't he dead?

memewhore

decellie03

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

dripped-in-my-pearls

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

msilverstar

World heritage post

#hog king career thwarted by stupid dad with stupid assault rifle

dogpuppy

#how i look at the car that just pulled out in front of me when I'm going they're less than 3 car lengths ahead of me

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diesaur

Welcome to evil burger home of the evil burger may I take your life

#I'd be offended if you didn't

dredsina

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

sweaterkittensahoy

When we bought our car, I told Sean to let me handle it. I walked in and said "We have X for a down payment and cannot pay more than Y in monthly payments." My Y number had some leeway, but I didn't mention that.

First thing the sales guy did after I laid down the rules was turn to Sean and go, "What's your number?" And Sean said. "Oh, no, you negotiate with Gayle."

So, strike one for the sales guy. Could not divide and conquer us by implying THE MAN would not surprised at what I laid down.

Sales guy then had to confer with his manager and left us at his desk for several minutes. I have a vague recollection (this was 16 years ago) of Sean and I amusing ourselves doing bits about the other people there to look at cars. I am sure we did not give off the stressed or nervous energy they were hoping for.

Guy comes back. His first offer is fifty dollars a month more than I told him we could pay. I looked at him and said "I gave you our upper limit."

"Well, but what's another 50 bucks a month?"

"Something I can't afford."

He didn't know what to do with my open and unashamed admittal that I had a budget because my money was finite.

He went back to talk to the manager again.

It took two more rounds of "I told you what I can afford" before he finally came back 20 bucks under what I'd stated as my max.

The trick to resisting high-stress sales tactics is doing the math at home, knowing exactly what you can afford, and then walking into the room and stating that number minus 15%. Then refusing to budge from that number. Never, ever, meet then where they want. Always meet them where you want. Because at the end of the day, you can walk away and go somewhere else and say "I told the people at Z what my terms were, and they refused to work with me. Here are my terms. Meet them, and you make a sale today."

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