She's redhot like pizza supper

Item: welded metal versions of various sporting equipment, allowing characters to leverage Skill Check (Athletics) into combat skills

this is how we should generate power for cities

This is the greatest audio post of all time

Fun fact: the music for Spyro the Dragon was composed and produced by Stewart Copeland, the drummer of the Police. These sick drum rolls are performed by a Rock and Roll Hall of Famer and one of the greatest drummers of all time. Fuck yea.

Item: Poison Chihuahua; deals d4 Poison with bites but mostly just barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark

Crying Screaming Shouting this from the housetops

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day