this thing is where i put things

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

what is this from

the titanic

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

corngraulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from SEAGULL to BEE

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

Patrick Bateman if he was chill

sorry for not streaming its just that ive been chased around by 3,000 large swarming beetles every day

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

op i cannot emphasize this enough you NEED to write año with the ~ over the n. Without it you've written "anus"

HAPPY PRIDE

cream cheese bagel ending explained

cream cheese bagel ending explained explained