squeedily spooch

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

Robbie was eating her creme brulee and turned to me very seriously and I was like oh no, is everything okay but all she said was "A cow died for this. That's fucked up"

I was so taken aback the only thing I could think of to say was like "no. it didn't?" and she was just like "I'm sorry I'm the one that has to break this to you because you can't eat dairy, but the realities of food production are quite harsh......"

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

when i'm five minutes late with dinner: truly this is a wake-up call for baby

Intellectually, our culture has struggled to move beyond theosophy.

Turns out if you buy a self heating coffee mug then forget about it, it turns into a whole-home-diffuser with the only essential oil being coffee

I think I'm too autistic dude just almost said "it's gonna be so horses" to my friend about something I'm excited for. NOT an adjective

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

I do say, this is perhaps the most unsafe happenstance in a work setting I've ever seen.