do you believe in miracles?

“There and back again… A Hobbit’s tale by Bilbo Baggins.”

When i met u in the summer

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

“I asked chat GPT” yeah we can tell

infinitely funny to me that strattland and eva stratt are trending but ryland grace - you know, the other part of strattland - isn't. go off my queen they could never make me hate you

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

I think more non binary characters should be fat

fat and black and brown 👍🏾

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought