just chilling here

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

The Addams

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

dude what if we 😳 i fucking killed you?

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

girl your tits warp the text on your t-shirt beautifully

actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though

on all levels except physical i am sitting on top of the moon with my legs swinging back and forth