i'm twococks mcgee

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

i don't think bodily autonomy for minors should be a luck of the draw type thing where you have to cross your fingers that your parents are chill about it.

No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

Humiliation victim gotta be one of the least funny gimmicks ever

It never ends

*lays a concept egg inside your mind*

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

Let’s all actually do this

[tumblr]人は、人形のようにｊｐｅｇで遊ぶことが大好きだね。。。

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die