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if i have to keep it real ling could also be a hehim lesbian

(walks back into the room several weeks later clearly having some kind of episode) so yeah basically i think hehim butch lesbian ling can work but only on this condition: him and ed both think the other one is a swagless straight boy they accepted as the only cishet member of their friend group out of pity. ed doesn't realise ling is a lesbian because his head is so far up his own ass he probably thinks he invented the concept of hehim butches and ling thinks ed is too lame to be a lesbian. everyone else understands what is happening but either doesn't have the courage to broach the topic with them or thinks the situation is too funny to purposely interrupt. sort of unrelated but lanfan is also a lesbian in this scenario but i think shes too busy having a job to unpack all that