PluckyChicken

i’m pretty sure that wallpaper of cute dildos is still the best piece of art i have ever created

Oh my god this would make the cutest blanket

u might be interested to know that this is available on redbubble ❤️

Choaked at Theater

Michelle woke af.

Ain’t Bootsie didn’t know she was coming for that drag, but damn if she didn’t get it.

that spill was not an accident

So does your lab partner get to watch for the whole 15 minutes?

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

California Houses: -In n Out -Chili Peppers -Redwood -Drought 

Virginia houses: - racism as heritage - tobacco field - Richmond smog - nova kids

Indiana houses: - Southern Pretenders - Cornfields - Colts - Pawnee isn’t Real

Alternative Jersey Houses: * North Jersey * South Jersey * Jersey Shore * I’m like in the middle? Not the exact middle because I’m like south of the Raritan Bridge and I could get to the shore in less than an hour unless traffic is bad wait, do you know where the Freehold Raceway Mall is? I’m by the Freehold Raceway Mall. Yeah! There!

Michigan houses: -Deer -Da Yoop -Faygo -Unending lakes

The true north American hogwarts houses are bigfoot, mothman, jersey devil, and the chupacabra and you’ll never convince me otherwise

Scully from the other side of the bed: I swear to god Mulder it is 6am

for the angles

love it

This is 1000% me when I work a wedding.

bad men get trapped in the shame toilet 

Bathe in the blood of your vanquished enemies.

i reblogged this yesterday and not long after i stumbled across this site and i’ve already been sent $40 via paypal for filling out a few surveys lmao…. ty money dog 🙌🏽🙌🏽 

can you please explain what the site is?

you can take short quizzes and get paid for completing them! i’ve made $40-90 a day which they send through paypal. also you can get gift cards through the mail which is pretty awesome. sign up here, confirm your email and take quizzes

Always reblog the money dog