get the lump outta here

never forget that you are someone’s most legendary fumble

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

it's so hard to be socially conscious and also maintain a friendly relationship with people i work with

like there's only so many times you can say "hey don't say that, that's rude/bigoted/a dogwhistle" before everyone just stops talking to you. nothing changes except you're alone now. ask how i know.

it's easier to ignore the slightly offputting tranny than to actually change how you act dontchaknow

right, I'm not supposed to blog about anything serious or I'll get censored or deleted or whatever. how about that world cup, huh

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness

not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy

There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive