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basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

stop tagging men on this post i'm going to kill us both

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

I think there’s a new stage of grief at the bottom if I just keep scrolling. I’ll keep you guys updated

quick note if you’re in a part of the states where they’re currently trying to push legislation to prevent people from 3D printing guns: please oppose these bills as part of your praxis where you can! they will not stop people from printing guns (which, ftr, you can make a gun WAY cheaper at the hardware store lol) and will instead impose mandatory AI examination of every. single. thing. that people print to see if it might hypothetically look like a gun part. you can see the obvious problem. additionally, several of these bills (e.g. california) also seek to prevent you from installing open-source software on your printer, an incredible intrusion into your privacy rights and ability to modify a machine you own. i promise that nobody is seriously 3D printing guns en masse except for the people who are really into nerf blasters. these laws are on the docket in washington, new york, california, and colorado currently and IIRC the ones in wa and cali also try to apply this to home CNC machines, which is… kind of unbelievably out of touch with what home machining is like lmao. are you gonna ban buying PVC pipes at home depot next

it's fucked up how many actionable ways to Save MoneyTM mostly just boil down to "endure worse conditions" or "do more labor in your free time"

Imagine discovering the penis secret

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

Every time I see people misconstruing the definition of punk for meaningless semantic discourse I mentally substitute "punk" for "electro swing"

The only way forward is to stop treating masculinity as synonymous with harmful, monstrous, or dangerous.

There is a fundamental difference between "men are dangerous" (wrong, bioessentialist) and "the patriarchy allows dangerous men to exist unchecked" (true).