Viceroy Jericho

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

honey he has a fish for a head

So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

(gestures toward your protégé) you know that thing would fuck you if you died, right?

you're my brother and to some extent my wife

heartwarming: he came while he was getting raped

Lorgar fans deserve to be able to sacrifice at least one person a day. I’d nuke everything 😭😭

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to