Viceroy Jericho

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

& is a great symbol because i've never met anyone who correctly draws it. abstract art ass symbol

guilt-driven obsession & obsession-driven guilt

Black Vulture couple locate Crested Caracara bisexual unicorn across the bar in a rare W for all parties

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

Hey so last night I was really drunk and I inverted your dog. yeah he's now everything he once wasn't, and no part of him is retained from his former self. But you can see glimpses of what he once was in the reflection of what he's become so thats cool.

it’s simple: when I like an adaptation, everyone complaining about changes to the text is a whiny baby who needs to get over themselves and accept that sometimes you have to change the story to enrich the experience/work within the medium. when I don’t like an adaptation, it’s because nobody else understands the core themes of the original work and would be better off just creating a story independent of what they’re trying to adapt.

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me