Plastered♱Batz ✧

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

Add onto that being both touch-averse and touch-starved. Like, “Don’t you DARE hug me, I will THROW UP!! But also, could you lean your head on my shoulder pwetty pwease???”

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

Never kill yourself, your favorite trilogy that changed your life and mind at a molecular level can be turned into an 8-book series when you least expect it

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I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

i've got some chronic pain he can have. hope he enjoys his fucked up knee

Can I send him my exam-related anxiety on top of my headache?

send it all to them

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.

"I think rich people should have more money at the expense of a healthcare program millions of disabled people rely on" is not a coherent political belief it's the kind of thing the villian in a kids movie says. Gonna tell me you want to skin puppies to make a coat next?

I think if you say out loud you think billionaires need more money and we should kill disabled people to make it happen then every person in a 5ft radius should be legally obligated to punch you as hard as they can.

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