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Michael Whelan cover art for Foundation's Edge by Isaac Asimov, 1983.

His helmet had this odd discolored patch on it. Like, white against white, but … weird? It’s then that I realized his helmet didn’t have a discolored patch, it had a patch missing. A big chunk of his helmet had just been shaved away, the curve of the helmet gone and sanded flat by whatever it had been scraped against. And running through that patch, from one side of the helmet to the other, was this big crack, like the whole helmet had split like an eggshell. 

Our teacher took a couple deep panting breaths and then told our class: “And this,” he took another deep breath, “is why you always wear your helmet”. 

No bruises, no cuts or scrapes and just a couple tears for fears.

ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HELMETS, KIDS

Contact your senators!! Use this site to find them: https://www.senate.gov/senators/senators-contact.htm. From there, click on their names and you will be directed to their personal sites. Once there, find their contact page, which should house at least one way to let your concerns be heard.

If their contact is text based, you can find a script here: https://actionnetwork.org/letters/stop-kosa-contact-your-senator/. Input your information into Action Network, then copy paste the letter it gives into your senator’s text box/email, fill it out, add anything you’d like, then send it over.

If you’re comfortable calling/leaving a voicemail, check 5 Calls for phone information https://5calls.org/issue/kids-online-safety-act-kosa/. Simply input your zip code and scroll to the bottom to find all the information you need as well as a script!

Don’t forget to fax! Find faxing details here and send them for free! https://faxzero.com/fax_senate.php. You can reuse the script from Action Network if you’d like.

Lastly, sign petitions AND SPREAD THE WORD! Lots of people are unaware this is happening, be sure to inform them and encourage them to get involved in this fight against fascism!

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

Here ya go

Bolifamba Reed Frog (Hyperolius bolifambae), family Hyperoliidae, found in southeastern Nigeria, southern Cameroon, and southwestern Central African Republic