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About two minutes of Banjo blanket romancing condensed. He is NASTY!!! A horrendous NASTY BOY.

Sizzle.

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Michael Whelan cover art for Foundation's Edge by Isaac Asimov, 1983.

His helmet had this odd discolored patch on it. Like, white against white, but … weird? It’s then that I realized his helmet didn’t have a discolored patch, it had a patch missing. A big chunk of his helmet had just been shaved away, the curve of the helmet gone and sanded flat by whatever it had been scraped against. And running through that patch, from one side of the helmet to the other, was this big crack, like the whole helmet had split like an eggshell. 

Our teacher took a couple deep panting breaths and then told our class: “And this,” he took another deep breath, “is why you always wear your helmet”. 

No bruises, no cuts or scrapes and just a couple tears for fears.

ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HELMETS, KIDS

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