My husband is dead. I don't want to remarry. I onl

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

That’s a whole woman

that's Gaara of the sand post timeskip 15 yrs old the current kazekage (Kage of the sand village) jinchuriki of the two tales shukaku a beast famously for bringing horrible nightmares on its host causing insomnia which is the reason for gaara's distinctive thick "eyeliner" bc he is tired as fuck ironically which makes him look racoon-esque which is the type of animal shukaku is. His tattoo is the Kanji for love which is ironic at first because he has only hatred in his heart and kills other people to feel alive but after having a homosexual interaction with naruto uzumaki jinchuriki of the ninetails kurama who was the only person he ever met who understood his pain then he learned to love for real making his face tat ........really fitting after all

And she’s transgender

We shouldve killed drake for lying about dating fat women