clovie

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

my boyfriend is so pretty and I miss him :(

my girlfriend is so pretty and i miss her!!

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

(Flirtaciously) "Thats soooo interesting omg" twirls my bush at you

Maybe I'm not mentally ill and I'm actually just feeling anxious and guilty because I'm evil inside

When I suggest people go to the doctor for something a lot of them seem to assume I don’t know what it’s like to have doctors that don’t listen to you. Yeah I do actually. I still think you should go to the doctor.

dan and phil really are so lucky they got famous off youtube because their skill set (lying and having separation anxiety) really don’t work in any other career, bless their hearts

these workies are freaks...they go to "networking conventions" and dress up in these super expensive suits......and then they have these characters, these per-sona's, that they put on and pretend to be and lie to each other about......there's even these "recruiters" that if they like someone, they take them to a private room to "exchange resume's" and maybe pay each other for a "job"...what a bunch of degenerates