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hcs pretty please 🌸✨️🦋✨️🌸✨️🦋✨️

MMMMMH YUP YUP this is one of my favourite dynamics for them.

First of all. sirius riding remus. He will push remus to sit on the sofa and tease him for soooo long while pinning his wrists until remus is whining and begging underneath him to go faster or to do something.

Bratty sirius!! He is teasing and touching remus in public where remus cant do anything because he knows he's going to get thrown on the bed and fucked into the mattress real hard if he plays his cards right.

Sirius also loves making remus horny then acting all innocent and asking "what's wrong moony? you look tense"

Remus on his knees pleading and begging to fuck sirius while sirius cards his fingers through remus' hair and relishes in how bad remus wants him.

I feel like dom/power bottom sirius needs a service top remus. Remus cares far more about sirius' pleasure then his own and will follow sirius' demands like a good boy.

In missionary, sirius loves lying back and making his decrees (remus calls him a princess for this) and seeing remus get all sweaty over him trying to please him.

tips $81 no matter how small the purchase

partied/met with every celebrity from 2009 - 2016 AND has their numbers (“who’s ‘barack’ in your phone” “barack! i played golf with him you know him hollander” “barack obama?!?!?” “him! yes! michelle is so nice”)

hypochondriac (“shane i might die” “ilya it’s a paper cut don’t piss me out”)

gets PR from so many companies it just piles up in his house (he insists his house keeper take anything she wants) (svetlana got first dibs in boston)

got offered a cameo in a fast and furious movie

featured in music videos (rose tells shane about them and he watches them obsessively to see younger ilya having fun)

insane investments that make him a lot of money ALSO he has gold bars bc he’s russian (yuna and shane constantly tell him he should invest in property)

everything in his life is automated

when he forgets his ID, he googles himself to prove his age

is on so many close friends stories on instagram (shane loves looking at them)

loves to go to zoos to see the animals hates that they’re captive - would love an african lion safari (almost bought an exotic animal when shane was in the playoffs - got a tattoo instead)

constantly invited to any and all sports games in boston (sits court side at basketball games and flirts with the cheerleaders)

he’ll say he cleaned but he just tidied and now everything is lined up on the counter

snapchat menace (thirst traps (workout videos), insanely high score, when shane finds out what people are using snapchat for he's AGAST (he was sending streaks to his cousins))

chirping and lying on twitter is his favourite activity

loves dressing for the occasion = insanely diverse closet and doesn’t get rid of anything; shane goes to grab a hoodie and finds pilot costume from 7 halloweens ago

he always “knows a guy”

has an insanely popular sex playlist (people don't know it's his account)

goes to a salon for haircuts not the barbers (also gets his nails done)

he had a lost and found box for his boston hook ups

ilya's english handwriting is chicken scratch his russian is gorgeous

all the ottawa centaurs players parents love ilya and include him in everythinggggg (he's been to baby showers, he's been to weddings, he's been to graduation parties for younger siblings, he regularly attends family dinners, he's even joined on a roadtrip to niagara falls, he's visited an elementary school because some kid kept telling his class "my uncle ilya is a hockey player")

finds out people make shane hollander shirts and ends up with a collection: