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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

having to eat food and take showers is ruining my life

femmes that like to bite >>>

its awesome how teenagers sounds incredible live and then you listen to it recorded and all you hear is that fucking cowbell

Another very important detail is that they were all SUPER dedicated to not reacting or interacting with ANYBODY. People on the isles were trying REALLY hard to high five them, interact with them, etc etc but they absolutely did not break even a little. They didn’t even break to be creepy or anything - it wasn’t haunted house style where they would jump out at you or react if you tried to interact with them. They literally just slowly circled staring straight ahead the whole time. I never saw them break concentration or acknowledge ANYBODY.

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

ray said i like your femdom sex hospital plotline and gerard said you can have one too sweetie and ray said yayyy

CANNIBALISM🎉🎉🎉