messy forest witch

Thorsty

S C L O R M P

save point

humanity restored

the sight of all these mustards fills you with determination

its too cold

Gazpacho

no tomatos in it

there's at least one tomato in it

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been permanently weakened from eating soft breads your whole life and never tanning an animal hide with your bare teeth. a neanderthal would beat your ass

Not to mention a ‘real’ paleo diet would include 183 species of wild flowers, herbs and barks and definitely not choice cuts of meat at every meal.

An authentic "paleo" diet really also ought to disallow any refrigeration other than maybe burying a carcass in the permafrost.

Cavemen ate whatever calories were available in their environment so me eating an entire chocolate cake from the supermarket half a block away is paleo.

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

I like to think they're the same apartment

a big part of the reason i love howl so much is bc he honestly looks like a bi girl

@wildbeanvibes​​ this u?

the clown’s name is Dont Fuck