every time i make a post someone unfollows me. if y’all don’t want my posts than what do you want

Bartenders are technically drug dealers.

So are Baristas. 

i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong

wait how big are they then

that dog looks fucked I love him

FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

Fish Tiddies

Why that goose look like Ray Romano

Everyone give Terry Crews your power so he can burn Hollywood and its roaches to the ground

Dude

This is natural art.

This is why you keep ya family business off twitter

LMFAO

th..th…thats tuff lmaoo

good plot twist

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

protect him

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

This man deserves everything let him he happy

u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable