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Do you think in-universe the mobile suits has some legacy code left over from their developmental process (like RX-78 -> GM -> Jegan -> Gustav Karl) process like the MS technically has the ability to check if it can reach for its backpack beam sabers even it has none or some weird odd limitations where it can't refire its engines 3 seconds after sending the first command because it would blow up the engines 3 MS designs ago but not its own and nobody bothered changing the code source engine style
Every single mobile suit that uses code from the RX-78-2 is capable of using the best weapon ever the Gundam hammer let’s go undefeated forever in every calendar even the correct century > 3333 years of being the best nobody who uses the Gundam hammer has ever been killed in action I think, certainly not while using it because it is simply the best
booktok did ruin a lot of romance novels bc of the demand for instant gratification but culturally it is kind of a slay that so many young women are just reading smut and masturbating all day #respect
indulging in their favorite hobby of playing dress-up with the ancient lich who once laid waste to armies
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SHY娘ロフスク on X: "今夜23時攻殻機動隊第05話 「PHANTOM FUND」だぞっ 今回のイラストは真面目少佐ですよ✨ いつものデフォルメ少佐と、どっちがお好き?☺️ Which Motoko do you like more — the usual chibi style, or this one? ❤️ #草薙素子 #攻殻機動隊 #theghostintheshell https://t.co/tXomZQMqij" / X
Therapy is ridiculous lowkey like this beautiful smart normal woman is not going to understand what I mean ever
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imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc
now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.
now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.
it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.
Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.
happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought
i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.
I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.
op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.
(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)
girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!
Okay party, I've called this meeting because I want to make sure there's a contingency plan for if the Evil Sorceress tempts me and I betray you. I'm just noticing that we have a witch, magus, and cleric in this party while I am spec'd heavily into anti-magic, on account of the Evil Sorceress situation, so I really don't like our odds if I'm the one that gets seduced. Just something to take into account before we enter this fortress with a purple-pink color motif and abundant rose bushes. I'm not saying it WILL happen, I just know myself well enough to admit that my Sacred Oath as a crusader won't hold up for a second if I'm offered so much as a crumb of villainess pussy.

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My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.
My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.
Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.
My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.
Happy ten years to my surprise appendectomy and happy almost ten years to this post I made from my hospital bed.