nostalgia vampyre

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There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

Yeah I don't know where some people got this idea that fanfic is always like, auditioning to replace canon or being posited as "better" than canon, as opposed to people just borrowing the characters to play with in the sandpit for a while before putting them back in their box

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

very entranced and enamoured with this deeply mad rant post I read about leon kennedy erectile dysfunction and how physically impossible it would be for leon kennedy to have erectile dysfunction and how according to consulted medical and fitness experts erectile dysfunction is impossible for leon kennedy to have. if I am honest I cannot stop thinking of the improbable case of leon kennedys impossibly limp penis

thinking about the improbable case of leon kennedys impossibly limp penis again

spanish films are weird as fuck in the way people THINK german films are, german films are lowkey simmering with passion the way people think french films are, french films are rather nihilistic in the way people think german films are. and italian films are all three and feature way more cock.

when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.

nothing is too niche. even if it's 1 person. even if the 1 person is you. just create. make it exist.

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears