Because screaming on the inside hits different

It do be like that sometimes

Long boi is long

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

It's madness like this that keeps me coming to this site.

Like to charge, reblog to cast

This artwork version is awesome. The goofy font works so much better than the mechanically clean font when connecting with the silly burger character. Thanks for sharing this great art piece!

#genuinely: this is what further research into the famous 'marshmallow test' showed#it wasn't that kids who were able to delay gratification were more likely to be successful later on#due to intrinsic qualities#it was that kids who had a stable upbringing were more likely to be successful#and ALSO: those kids had trust that their caregivers would keep promises#which is WHY they were willing to give up one marshmallow now for the promise of two marshmallows later#kids who did NOT have trustworthy caregivers#or who were in a fundamentally unstable situation#DID NOT have that trust so they wanted their one marshmallow NOW#same deal here i think#it's not that Gen Z is bratty#it's that they have no trust in the system and no faith that promises will be fulfilled#and frankly i do not blame them -@cicerfics

like to charge reblog to cast financial ruin of the AI industry 🔮

the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."

yeah its cus walking on the moon was cool as hell and all this other boring shit sucked ass

In my opinion the saddest part about the space race is that a lot of the scientific achievements are completely ignored by modern education in favor of seemingly government approved American cheerleading. Another thing that is often ignored because of this is a lot of the understanding of why things went the way they went.

As an aroace autistic with more transgender friends than cis friends, this is very accurate.

I always thought this was the silliest idea. Like people complain about a sentient anthropomorphic animal having the same animal as a pet. We're biped apes and yet none of us look at having a monkey as a bizarre concept. It's like no one's ever heard of divergent evolution

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location

Yes, I know it's being pondered. It's me. I'm the one pondering it. It's not a new location, it's the same location, I just had to log back in.

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

what is the reason for the zoomies?? im pretty sure its a neurodivergence thing but every once in a while i am filled with so much energy i feel like i am going to blow up and i have to stim violently or run around in circles or i will die. why does he do that

OH MY GOD I'M NOT ALONE!