I Exist

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system

mercury penus gearth cars wupiter caturn shuranus weptune iluto wluto mluto bluto aluto rluto bluto pluto

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

Official joy and whimsy post

it's fucking insane to me how so much of the project hail mary/bloodymary fandom complaints i see are swinging at absolutely nothing. "people like grace but not stratt and that's unfair!!" most people like both! i have never seen a morally complex female character so loved by a fandom! what are you talking about! "people are infantilizing rocky and it's so ableist" i'm sure that's happening somewhere but the majority of rocky content i've seen has been more than happy to recognize him as a highly intelligent and autonomous being! hell, grace is the one who's more often infantilized out of the two of them! what the fuck are you talking about! "it's fucked up that grace is soooo aroace coded but people brought in simon just to ship him with someone!!" most bloodymary content DOES include grace being aro and/or ace in a really compelling and nuanced way! and most bloodymary fans are super chill about people not liking the ship! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!! this is one of the chillest fandoms ever why are we making shit up to be mad about!!!! jesus christ!!!!

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.