I do what I want

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

what a party trick, though

Bad trick! Do NOT!!!

the very concept of writing an mcu fanfiction in which the winter soldier is a mild mannered smoothie barista

#like a love a coffee shop AU #the record will show #but how is that Bucky #what happened there

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

Oh, you’re a throuple? Who’s the hitter, who’s the hacker, and who’s the thief?

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.