cursed land

I still want lesbian tarzan. imagine jane coming face to face with this absolutely jacked up hairy gorilla woman with the bare titties who brings her fruit and pulls her up a vine to look at birds. girl I would stay in the forest too

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

u know uve reached peak blorbo understanding when you sound like a hater to the stans and like a stan to the haters

Thank goodness that justice is being served, and the companies that stole from every American family to the tune of tens or hundreds of dollars are being forced to pay less than one cent per person they affected!

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother