cursed land

12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

i have a suggestion

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

Zohran Mamdani what are you going to do about the situation on mount olympus above the empire state building

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

I think itd be funny if people in the dc universe started calling for Batman in the same why they call on mayor Mandani any time theres an inconvenience in Gotham from the local villian of the week to the city needs more dumpsters they just make and upload a video saying "Batman can you come deal with this"