ask me about my worms

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

does anyone know if it’s possible

ok good I was getting worried

can you believe it? sping has spung

U could be like "i think its wrong to eat babies" on here and here comes babyeater666 like "Ok? Well what about my baby eating fetish ☹️" and u cant engage or else ur gonna have crunchylittlebones or hamstermommy in your dms sending u a picture of your front door off google streetview