all-time fuffy torment nexus sufferer

spike calling angel gay is so funny. you literally had sex with him. gay as hell

i had a dream i was dating an eel scientist and everyone was so jealous of me and kept trying to steal my eel scientist lover. and in the dream i was Not stressed about this. i was so smug i had locked down a hot eel scientist. anyway. if any eel scientists are interested in making my dream come true hit me up

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

the television program buffy the vampire slayer is absolutely nooootttttt about the power of friendship. its about the tragedy of being surrounded by people who are too uncomfortable with your painful reality to be willing to meaningfully engage with you

being the slayer is a terminal illness that grosses everyone out if they think too hard about it

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

The amount of times I’ve read scenes in explicit fics and thought “they would not say that shit”

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices