Pirate Matthea

MR GANDALF HELP

hobbit au where everything’s the same except everyone’s bears

I totally thought of the dwarves in the trees before I read the captions. <3

Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex. 

#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic) 

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

Now we’re having a good day again.

Somebody please reverse this gif I have a feeling it will be 100 times more funny in reverse. Please.

YES!!! YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

tag yourself, im nameless terrors

i’m obscene gesture