a queer trick of fate

Tyranids can impregnate astartes by the way. Canonically

Show daddy that nice picture again

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

personally i do not prefer when stories engaging with complicated topics attempt to make themselves good educational resources on said complicated topics

and i understand that sometimes it's a very thin line between giving a realistic depiction of a serious topic and ending up in after-school special mode, but i also notice that no one is doing this when a character gets the flu (which kills many people every year) and PERSONALLY i don't love the patterns i'm vaguely sensing about which experiences can be depicted normally and which experiences must always be a learning opportunity

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

been really into the 😁 emoji lately i suppose to remind myself that there is joy to be found even in the direst of circumstances