dumb pirate trash

edward elric is so edgy and so pained and so hostile all the time and everyone buys it because he lost his family and some of his limbs and meanwhile al is in the corner having lost his entire body giggling to himself because he fit 3 whole cats in his stomach and nobody caught him yet

ghosts are so funny. they're people who were just like "actually, fuck dying" and decided to cause problems on purpose for the rest of everyone else's lives. goals tbh.

untitled ghost game

Columbus’s crew were writing about what a genocidal monster he was. There were mutinies and uprisings by his crews and colonists constantly. If his contemporaries were willing to risk the ire of the queen of Spain to oppose him, we have every right to call him out on it too.

i think humanity’s love affair with the sea is perhaps the sexiest thing about us 

False alarm!

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

batman au where everything is the same except instead of the batsignal commissioner gordon just plays holding out for a hero rly loud