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two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward
maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen
the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this
that is supposed to say smile.
how it all feels lately

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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint
the smuckling smumbler
The Expanse / 4×6
I take it back, she has never done anything wrong in her life.
candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy
Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
This is fucking killing me
Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡
Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️
Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴
Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣
Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.
Not optional I guess

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me nd my pirate girlfriend
[holdin hands]
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk
about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you
I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.
the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs
being a masochist is literally so funny. im like "man i feel like absolute shit. yk what would help? Being Hit Real Hard"
Art by Gerald Brom for The Starfall Anthology (1999)

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pride month is never over. go kiss a woman.
"Fireball" with every first beat removed
Lyrics!
It took a close encounter with a number of Pitbull cosplayers in a certain city recently to inspire me to make these lyrics, and I'm quite amused by them:
Wide sittin feet Oof on fat, We gon boogie, J'dance Oof on fat, We gon Jim takes ya bowl out Oof on fat, Now booty naked clothes and loof on fat,
Teller Teller Bebebebebebebebe I'm on fat, I tella bebebebebebebebe Imma, fall
funky intstrumental with the occasional woo
Woooo, ball
I see my kong, did I say I see a cane? This little chai, hiyah, He's runnin again, Now boogie in that googie in a little chef, I gave cinnabon the runnaround and talk this way
I was born (Little fat) In a flan (In my ass) I miss every worm I damn (right)
I'm a bitch, Feather hand, If you be burning, I ever am
On fire! On fire! On fire! On fee…. Fall
funky intstrumental with the occasional woo Woooo, ball
Stones make bones but much I say, Cus urns y'all burn, but that shit don't play, That bottom bath, ay you as, I gave cinnabon the runnaround and start this way
I was born (Little fat) In a flan (In my ass) I miss every worm I damn (right)
I'm a bitch, Feather hand, If you be burning, I ever am
On fire! On fire! On fire! On fee…. Fall
funky intstrumental with the occasional woo
We're taking it we're t' We're taking it we're t' We're taking it we're t' We're taking it we're t' We're taking it we're t' We're taking it we're t' We're taking it we're t' We're taking it we're t' N'We're bringing it we're br' We're bringing it we're br' We're bringing it we're br' We're bringing it we're br' We're bringing it we're br' We're bringing it we're br' We're bringing it we're br'
FALL
funky intstrumental with the occasional woo
FALL
Teller Bebebebebebebebe I'm on fat, I Teller Bebebebebebebebe I'ma, Ball