infertile warthog

This pride month I need every aromantic to get more annoying about being aromantic

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

my boss's trans lesbian daughter gave me really gross Chinese liquor

great mnemonic for the names of the planets

So many fiber arts have difficulty levels that are less about your level of skill than your ability to tolerate extreme multi-step processes.

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite team recruits britta curl-salemme” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

the best way to handle emails is simply dont look at them. dont open outlook and it can't hurt you

discord has turned people into wild animals

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years