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Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

Oh it's just the Society of Pius X again. They got excommunicated a while back, but one of the recent popes forgave them. I guess they're being excommunicated again lol.

Call me when they declare an antipope

video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

maybe it's me being a brown woman but i can't comprehend how & why people treat having a racist phase as a teenager as smth okay or a norm

it's def not good but treating people who got better like they're still shitty people is a good way to make them turn back into shitty people

My only complaint about the African teams at the World Cup is that they don’t play with enough malice. They need to go on a foreign exchange in Latin America and get an internship at the Copa Libertadores to learn the evil, anti-sportsmanship tactics that will finally grant us a Senegal vs Cabo Verde WC Final in 2038

My only complaint about the African teams at the World Cup is that they don’t play with enough malice. They need to go on a foreign exchange in Latin America and get an internship at the Copa Libertadores to learn the evil, anti-sportsmanship tactics that will finally grant us a Senegal vs Cabo Verde WC Final in 2038

i hate these motherfuckers so much. our sewer system used to be infested with them. they;d crawl out of my fucking toilet at night looking for warmth, standing up from the bowl waving their shitass little arms at me. they don’t have eyes but you can feel them staring back at you, asking for hugs or god knows what with that pathetic whine that permeates their entire way of existence. uppies! uppies! i’m not giving you uppies you wet toilet freak

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

during my dissertation proposal hearing one of my advisors said "I think you might have been too harsh in your criticism of this theory" and I genuinely, innocently asked "what makes you say that?" and he said "well on page 27 you used the phrase 'should be consigned wholesale to the dustbin of history'" and I was like oh. yeah I guess I did that. fair