Dankey Bong Bluntry

fun fact: girls can have computers

fun fact: girls can be computers

fun fact: girls can kiss computers

aliens (1986) has everything you need in a horror movie. body horror. anticapitalism. cocky butch with big gun. cool robot dude. plot-relevant forklift certification

aliens

fuck. shit. i forgot it also has aliens

im shooting my shot telepathically if you start giggling out of nowhere and feel flattered that was me

bloodborne "prey slaughtered" screen but instead it says "diversity win"

“i wish there was a movie like dead poets society that wasnt so sad :(“ um there is? it’s called school of rock

jack black could do dead poets society and robin williams could do school of rock

i made a bong in minexraft

Messing with the new students at secret wizard college by making up spells that aren't real

"Tch, you don't even know how to cast Mungus Blast?"

What's a Mungus Blast?

Wow you don't even know about Mungus Blast

Please, I must know what a Mungus Blast is. I beg of you, tell me.

Look, if you must know, head down to the archives and ask the Hovering Orb of Knowledge what a Mungus Blast is. Make sure you ask really loud.

CDC says vaccinated people can take the old blood again “in careful moderation”

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

Damn girl your some kind of wretched beast