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my PC keeps growling @ me wen i use it is that normal

Scientists have discovered that Ants have the same intelligence level as 4 year old children. We should give them all 401k's and have them contribute to various markets.

We all know about the unavoidable mutual-masturbation phallic symbolism of Chess, but how much do we know about its orgiastic yonic counterpart, Mancala

from impossible to difficult to unfamiliar to familiar to easy to automatic

somewhere out there tonight a girl is having painfully mediocre sex with a man in a ghost face mask.... everyone lets bow our heads and give her a moment of silence for a second .......

the monks described me as "a pleasure to have on the mountain"

AITA i have been attacking and killing all humans from the moment i was born

I love being on Tumblr and no other social media because it makes me think I know what the rest of the Internet is talking about when really I have no idea. I go into school today thinking "oh boy can't wait to talk to all my friends about the dangerous crow boy who's job it is to destroy plastic" and then everyone's talking about the rapture??? The fuck???

the reason you can't find any clothes made from natural fibers anymore and it's all polyester is because in our world the crow boys all unionized and have been on a strike for several decades. it's all bc if the damn woke