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catchymemes

scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

daylights-rain

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

guooey

themessangerpigeons

guooey

Tears

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hometoursandotherstuff

I remember when my area got the orange smoke. It was eerie.

rosieandthemoon

unhinged old book and pamphlet covers that I can’t stop thinking about

i-am-the-oyster

anywhoozles

depsidase

displeasedwolf

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

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Sounds hot

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

rockergiirl

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

random-meme-bot

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

fallenangelvictorious

Obsessed with these tags, you are so right bestie

crafty-butch

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

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piratejonsims

Orthur....

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