The Happy Dog

Potion of shit yourself to death

y’all ever want a pretty girl to just.. boss u around a little bit

just say ur a bottom

this feels like being trapped in a fucking Saw movie, I’m so inexplicably scared of what might happen if I guess wrong

a lady yesterday bought a tiny red onion and i told her “wow i love this onion.. it’s so perfect” and she said “you understand me…”

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

Eight years later and the opening sequence of Mass Effect 2 is still breathtakingly fantastic. The Normandy breaking up around you, forcing Joker into the escape pod as you are pinballed into the vacuum, your spacesuit breached and leaking air. Ballsy move, that. Killing your protagonist 5 minutes into the game.

The only eating noises I tolerate are baby kittens slurping some goddamn mylk

you know what i hate... recruitment ads for the military that compare it to being like a video game or a fictional superhero lol