sweep me away

no messiah nipples

it hurt itself in confusion

mcu spidey would be like hey daredevil you’re cool i saw you punch that dude the other day in a cool way and im gonna do it that way now :D and matts like oh god oh fuck this child is gonna die because of me im too irresponsible this is too dangerous im a bad role model and he disappears for three days and foggy finds him like hiding in his bath tub

peter’s like hi mr devil you’re amazing you’re the best i wanna be just like you!! n matt thinks about the 8 stitches in his side and 2 broken ribs and his failing business and his terrible social skills and also that one time he got shot in the fucking head and juxtaposes it onto that 15 yr old kid and just starts hyperventilating right there

haha brilliant

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

This still gets me everytime

nm just watching netflix hbu

what are you doing