Be original

i'm short but i will stab

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

cheese

Reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to tag you in random stuff they think you’ll like

is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard

“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians

Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS

good luck with your plan to sell ads targeting a user base that doesn’t exist any more, @staff.

Then they’re def gonna let Tumblr die on the vine when it doesn’t pan out. It’ll take a few years but mark my words, this is going to work out about as well as when Rupert Murdoch bought MySpace and everybody left. Also, fuck Verizon forever.

Plz lemme know if you reblog this and it disappears. I have Suspicions.

I mean, there are already mutuals of mine reporting that they can’t see this post, only a “post was deleted"notice on my blog, and I’m the OP. So, whatever your suspicions are, I suppose mark them as confirmed.

i’ve seen it disappear about 5 times off my dash. 

gays and girls what is your phone case like??

@amanda-64

Show me your nipples

If @staff deletes @amanda-64 I’m gonna be pissed

They can’t

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

the mimes are doing What

Are they… you know… *mimes beating the shit out of someone with a juggling club* a Capricorn?

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

why is piers morgan so increasingly persistent in publically making an ass of himself and involving other celebs directly who either dont care or want no part of it lmao

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

If you see this on your DASHBOARD please re-blog so that the previous blog knows they haven't been muted!!!

cling to hope until your roots are torn from the ivy-wall and your nails are red with belief. one day your roots will go deep and the stone will crumble underneath all the hope you’ve hoarded.  until then, you must clutch at whatever cracks you may– for if you do not hold on now, you will never rise.