I Miss Home

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

Congratulations to Hunter Biden for being the only crack smoker Joe Biden has ever prevented from going to prison in his long distinguished career of mass imprisoning crack smokers.

clunkiest water graphics I've ever seen

I’ve never been so happy that a video has sound.

CRONCHY

sorry my son lectured your son for watching the counter-revolutionary children's show "paw patrol", but to be fair it is copaganda

the world has betrayed him :(

i just know Reagan is in hell, DEE-lighted that someone else was stupid enough to be this bad

im literally cackling 

Tumblr? Having shoelace opinions?