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Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

like he literally could have done all that by doing some kind of modern-ish adaptation and i'd be like sure. fine. that's fun! that makes sense! but no. he insists (as he always does) on slapping 21st century pseudo-morality on historical/fictional/mythological events and trying to keep the Events Themselves (ie the plot) the same. so you end up with flimsy ham fisted original plot events smashing up against invented New Bits Of Plot grating even HARDER against modernised flat versions of ancient greek heroes and villains. like. it's not going to work. it's percy jackson but WORSE. i'd have taken percy jackson over this! i'd prefer if the gods were descending on modern fuckin america if we're gonna see yet another tale of White British-American Man Agonises Over The Horrors He Inflicts On A Monolithic East. like FUCK OFFFFFFFF go write 2oppen2heimer if you must but i don't want to see THIS SHIT.

the mark of a real actor is if they did theater before they hit it big and continue doing theater after. if they didn’t do theater before, then they are hacks and if they stop doing theater after, then they are dilettantes who lucked out. obviously this applies to all actors ever and there are no exceptions.

daniel radcliffe and barbra striesand kind of being like the jesus and satan exceptions to this

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

grab somebody nuanced tell em perhaps

travis scott has the coolest character in nolan's odyssey and he only appears like twice 💔

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

Oh. Shit.